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Sid is present in the game for the beginning but no he isn't actually he can be unlocked by 1000 levels but be careful the ghost of Manny's dead wife and child will try to haunt you and stop you from unlocking the greatest Sid sloth boy. They will tell us to buy, place and make families but don't listen to them don't fall in the addicting trap of Buck Wild either you know that Orson is the best character too, with his big brain he will rule the US one day but for now Ice Age is Disney and we all know that. Therefore, we might be able to see Sid in the future when he become the angel to overthrow the human race with the power of his lisp. Sid is the ultimate Casanova attracting every girl sloth from Brooke to Sylvia, even Ellie, Scratte, the Scratazons, and Shira (the most beautiful of the Ice Age Characters) were attracted to him and wanted to be his mate for life but Sid only has space in his heart for Brooke,(Besides he didn't want to father animals hybrids) he had 1003 children with Brooke and named one of them Manny-Boy, Manny was annoyed by that and killed all the kids. That's why Manny the Melancholy is Sid's greatest foe but he can't engage in physical violence against the mammoth because Sid is the ultimate peace-boy. Sid is trying hard to stop the war in Ukraine and he is the reason why we stupid humans are in WWIII yet because he is the greatest peace. He got 100 Nobel Peace Prize Awards and became excellent in the arts and sciences. Even though Sid is the dumbest boy in land of the living he is the reason why the ice age movies became the ice age movies he is actually hiding all the smarts in his head and pretending to be the dumb so people could like Ice Age so then it could become the best Blue Sky Movie or even the best franchise in the whole entire universe. Ice Age Collision Course is the movie where he really shone the best it is because of his wonderful performance in that movie that he went on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and became the best Cartoon Character in the whole entire universe, take that Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny. You are the guys who are garbage just like the that Ice Age Baby. If Walt Disney was alive he would get rid of the Mouse and switch the Disney mascot to Sid the Sloth. Unfortunately Sid rivals Granny as the most popular ice age character but still Sid has 500 stars on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame and he deserves it! He got a handsome Balloon of him in every single the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parades and people wanted him to be the Mayor of New York one day, and he did, not a single crime was committed when he served and New York was the best its ever been, it was the Golden Age of New York City back in that day of 1967. but then on July 22nd he was murdered by a Dimetrodon who that he was tasty just like Skunk Butts, people cried in outrage and ordered The Sid God to bring Sid back and he did, and Sid was better than ever but then after that people tried to take advantage of Sid and do stuff to make Ice Age less popular like making the Buck Wild movie which Sid looked extremely ugly in. In many places that Movie is called The Ice Age Adventures of Crash and Eddie because they the main ones but we all want to see Buck too he's the ultimate and so is Scrat he should have been in there too, but at least we got the scrat tails they should really make a sid tails too! And we all know that Crash and Eddie are not as good as Sid the Sloth. They should make an Ice Age movie all about Sid with him as the major one he the ultimate.

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Being the handsome Sid is hard nobody can be as good as Sid, his family abandoned him multiple times and he came coming back because he was just so intelligent and his family was scared of that and so were in the Mini-Sloths in Ice Age: The Meltdown they wanted to murder Sid so the world can be not normal but Sid saved the day by bringing upon The Sid God to kill all Mini-Sloths and that's why they went extinct in the end of the movie. In the Ice Age Universe Sid caused the Humans to go extinct as in the real world they went on a mass murdering killing all the Ice Age animals and starting the 6TH MASS EXTINCTION and that's why he thought it would be excellent to take them out so we don't expect that stupid Ice Age Baby to come back in any future movies. Heck, he would probably be even more stupid if he returns as an adult of some teenager human, and we all don't want that to happen, humans are the ugliest animals on the planet and the most deadliest they even caused the COVID Pandemic by eating bats. Who eats Bats for goodness sake! and the COVID PANDEMIC caused Disney to buy Fox and shut down Blue Sky which meant no more Ice Age Movies by Blue Sky!

#SAVE BLUE SKY!

#BRING ICE AGE BACK TO THE GLORY DAYS!

#ICE AGE 6 AND BEYOND!

#SID IS THE BEST!

#DOWN WITH THE HUMAN RACE!

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